Knigel knapp - Knight of the unKnown, is standing in the general election as a member of The Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Against Diane Abbott in North Hackney & Stoke Newington (North London)
So who is this Knigel Knapp then? This is what he says, when asked.......
"I sing in a band called The Big Fibbers. My previous band was The Blatant Lies Big Band."
"I'm the OMRLP Shadow Minister for blatant lies and big fibs, and as such
I think I would make a perfect opponent for Diane Abbot (Lab)."
"I'm going to be honest about the fact that I'm lying!"
"Vote for me - and I'll make the world a better place, give everyone a free banana,
do anything you want me to, etc. etc."
(If anyone has got anything they want included in our manifesto please contact me at:
and we will do our best to squeeze it in, totally change it or just disregard it all together.)"