KNIGEL KNAPP
Your local Official Monster Raving Loony Party Representative

 

 

BORED WITH BLAIR?

 

 

'AD IT WITH ABBOTT?

 

 

DON'T NORMALLY VOTE?

 

 

 

WELL, DON'T VOTE NORMALLY - VOTE FOR THE MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY

 

Knigel knapp - Knight of the unKnown, is standing in the general election as a member of The Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Against Diane Abbott in North Hackney & Stoke Newington (North London)

So who is this Knigel Knapp then? This is what he says, when asked.......

"I sing in a band called The Big Fibbers. My previous band was The Blatant Lies Big Band."

"I'm the OMRLP Shadow Minister for blatant lies and big fibs, and as such
 I think I would make a perfect opponent for Diane Abbot (Lab)."

"I'm going to be honest about the fact that I'm lying!"

"Vote for me - and I'll make the world a better place, give everyone a free banana,
do anything you want me to, etc. etc."

 

(If anyone has got anything they want included in our manifesto please contact me at:

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and we will do our best to squeeze it in, totally change it or just disregard it all together.)"

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