& THE MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY !
Monster Raving Loony Party parliamentary candidate for Islington North
MRLP Minister for Blatant Lies and Big Fibs
I’m not standing against Jeremy Corbyn but with him – in case he needs to form a coalition government !
I sing in a band called The BIG FIbbers. At Last ! An honest politician ! - I'm going to be honest about the fact that I'm lying !
Vote for me and I'll make the world a better place, give everyone a free woolly hat (not that I want to pull the wool over your eyes), do
anything you want me to (all lies, lies, lies but at least I‘m telling you I‘m lying)
SOME MANIFESTO PROMISES
(or big fibs)
- We will pump loads of money into schools and the N.H.S. How will we be able to afford to do this ? – by scrapping
Trident. We will replace it with a 3-Pronged Toasting Fork – which we will NEVER use.
- We want to bring in more cycle ways - across the rooftops of London. A big wide track along the top of Oxford street for instance. Up there cyclists would be safe and the views would be great.
- The MRLP wants to stop the country going to the dogs - so we will ban greyhound racing.
- We will build more canals (which will be good for the unemployment figures) and promote the use of floating bicycles.
- The MRLP still opposes capital punishment - It's unfair on Londoners.
- We will bring in a 99p coin to get rid of some of that loose change
- The MRLP will replace the English symbol of 3 lions with 3 badgers. How often to you see lions roaming around the english country side - Stop the badger cull !
- And as for Brexit ? - I'll have a full English please - Bacon,egg sausage, beans, toast, with maybe a bit of Bubble on the side…….
…... “There may be Bubble ahead, But while there's music and The Loonies and love and romance, Let's face the music and dance.”
- And can we fix the health service ? – Well laughter is the best medicine……..
Vote for The Monster Raving Loony Party -
The only sane thing to do in a world gone mad.
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